youruffledmyruffalo:

once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby

and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,

"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"

until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.” 

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kill all rapists 2k14

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via krakenguts)
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moritartyparty:

steampoweredcupcake:

dirkedstrider:

kfcbuckets:

please graph your answer

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Graphing is where I draw the line.

did you just

it seemed the best fit

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  • AnonymousEvery mannerism you have I could just watch for hours on end. You are like this beautiful creature that wasn't from this world, because it can't be born here. Its impossible. You, are impossible. So perfect, so magnificent how can it be true?
  • Hi friend! Who are you? I must know you personally, don’t be shy :)
    And honey, I’m not perfect, but you’re sweet :)

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x Cute Hello Kitty Kaoani